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But Baby It's Cold Outside ...

Contributed by Anne Woodard on 02/20/08 

BRRRRRRRRRR! Cold enough for you this week? Your friends in Student Financial Services (formerly the Offices of Bursar and Financial Aid) are looking out for your best interests! Just look at some of the great items we are featuring at the sixth annual Bursar's Benefit Auction this year. Bursar's Benefit Auction? That's HOT!

Don't let that cool air reduce you to a shivering mound of inertia! Warm yourself up with our beautifully handmade knit sweater in gorgeous shades of lilac, teal and aqua! Just a draft on your shoulders? Drape our incredible handmade shawl around you and feel warm and cozy in an instant!

Clothing not what warms you up? Never fear! Take yourself away to a beautiful summer garden with calming shades of green ... you won't even notice the dingy brown and gray of today's landscape! We have just the photo to hang in your room to help you make your escape!

Rather curl up and read in this weather? Not to worry ... we have some deals for you in that department as well! Check out the hot-off-the-press novel by Mary Pat Hyland, published this week! The Cyber Miracles is autographed by the author and an incredible read ... impress your friends by being the first one in your crowd to read it before it gets picked up for a movie! Scary books warm you up? Check out our hardcover copy of Dean Koontz' thriller, The Face, also autographed.

Hot deals make you smile? We have those, too! Just wait till you check out some of the gift certificates from local establishments we're offering! From oil and lube jobs to food, we've got it covered! Let's not forget those incredible four raffles full of goodies, too!

Bask in the warmth of an excellent community service event April 2 and attend the Bursar's Benefit Auction in the Clark Lounge. All donations collected will be split between two local organizations: Cayuga Addiction Recovery Services (CARS) and Southside Community Center. Our illustrious auctioneers, Sam Lapp and Duane Corbin, will warm you with their famous routines as they successfully and politely free your money from your wallets ... for a good cause, of course!

Stay tuned to Intercom for the latest in auction news. Keep adding funds to your auction spending money every day so that you can successfully outbid your friends. They won't tell you this, but they are keeping their money in an old sock under their beds!

See you April 2!

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